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[knife-wielding rabbit @xLightsOutx]

went out to see who was visiting our squirrel feeder, and some new type of squirrel just dropped

[amélie @ghcstlyscn]

me when someone mentions taylor swift in a casual conversation

[Lyly🐞❤️‍🔥☁️ 🤠 @lylidontbelong]

Jack Antonoff :

[lucky 🫧 @luluckystars]

version of hail mary i was watching with my friends didn’t have rocky’s captions at the end, so i started translating for him and one of these motherfuckers asks “you speak beep boop?”

[jareth @flaskspace]

can someone tell which chapter grace saves simon and they start making out

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[sara 🦋 phm @chaoticmulaney]

one week till they find a ryan gosling shaped hole on the door of his house wile e coyote style

[Sous Chef Girlfriend™ @existandchill]

he looks like if a lion cub made a wish to be a 50yo white man

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

sometimes you get home and your boyfriend decides it’s time to rile up the cat with the feather duster i guess

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Sometimes he just stands on the couch and stares at me until I figure out what he wants (he doesn't know and is hoping I do)

[izzy ☁️ @theprophizzy]

"authors should be glad taylor doesn't write books" "models should be glad taylor never took to the runway" bitch WE should be glad her chosen career path wasn't serial killer 😭 she'd be like a blonde jigsaw

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

taylor explaining her promo ideas to disney and pixar like:

[. @nicoonamii]

normal artists: hey! me and this movie collaborated on a song and i can’t wait for you to hear it!

jigsaw in a blonde wig

[pepper 🌶️ & lugosi 🧛🏻‍♂️ @pepperbug]

you guys will never believe what happened

[project hail chloe 🚀 @cassielanglove]

people who are gay: yeah im gay
people who are straight: yeah im straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[Second Star | William ٩( ᐛ )و @SPADE1617]

What if Eridians wiggle during a thrum and they all just look and sound so fucking crazy Grace ends up not being allowed to be in a thrum anymore because he was laughing his ass off.

[lissy 🏳️‍🌈 @rylandsgrace]

how you’ll find me

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

mentally i’m still in this era

[mille @mille_ohara]

and if the ryan gosling bus crashes into us