princess bubblegum apologist

MUD SEAL!!!

[NOELLE 🦭 @Sealyne_]

Instead of saying "real", I now say "seal". A glimpse into how pinniped my mind has become

[Drew Harwell @drewharwell]

A police chief in Georgia used Flock's cameras to track his ex-girlfriend and her teen daughter nearly 600 times. “Don’t worry I’m not tracking you or some weird stalker shit," he texted her. After his arrest, he committed suicide.

He's one of 50 cops we found misusing Flock: 🧵

[ryder 🎀 @umaposting]

cygames doesn’t often put seeking the pearl in their tiara stories, because most of her mare peers aren’t in the game (i yearn for kyoei march 💗)

still, i want to share some facts on one of the most important mares (and racers!) in keiba before she comes to us this month! 🧵

[kay🪻 @ardanpilled]

Even when she's about to be released onto global pearl is still being overlooked 🥲

once I pull her I'm gonna be posting her story loads just so more people can know how cool she is 🥹💕

[Vodkalover52 @vodkalover52]

Dawg I’m sorry but having a superiority complex over being better at a fucking glorified slot machine is really bad look dude just let people new to the game be happy

[alvaro del campo @alvarodelcampoo]

This probably makes me sound like an asshole but I’d def rather be dirt poor in a major city than ever be anywhere near people like this

[webby @Mrw00z]

I feel like this

[kokuen @kokkkuen]

yuri honse wedding!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloudie @ anyc prep! 🔜✨ @cookietanukiart]

UMA 7TH DOC UPDATE
Included some extra stuff regarding ticket sale precautions and some other informative tidbits. It’s been discovered that tickets are transferable via mobile and people are reselling their tickets for more than double their og price. DO NOT BUY FROM SCALPERS!!

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[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

it’s okay, baby elephant seal… being a child of divorce isn’t easy… 💔

[lesbian bina ♡ @nolongerangels]

"replace the f in your name with a g"
the kid named fag:

[princess bubblegum apologist @snesbians]

@KitasannBlackk happened to me at the END OF MY CAREER right when i went to go spend the 1800 skill points i had left over 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my first rickey run and she’s DEAD

[zink @zinksushi]

maya promoting wright & co. law offices:

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[luisa | uma² x YGO=💜 @koutone9]

the cutest feng shui expert!
copano rickey ☆

[Zurey @GodTierCalli]

Afternoon and its freaking hot here as usual

[princess bubblegum apologist @snesbians]

I’m cheering for Agnes Tachyon because she’s agnes tachyon 🐎

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[jas 🧡 @tumbledusts]

i love how no matter how good your horses are, graded always looks like this