Forrest Gump has to be some sort of prank. I feel like I'm being punk'd. I thought, "about time for a re-watch, maybe it isn't as bad as I remember", famous last words. A sicko fantasy about Baby Boomers stumbling aimlessly into greatness.
One time on my mission a woman answered the door in a towel. My companion didn’t understand Spanish very well and asked what she was doing. She said she was taking a shower. Then he asked if she needed any help and offered our services