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the state news might own property in the area they cover but they ain’t own THIS pussy 💅

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Here are 26 cuddly photos of K-9 units at MSU who are allowed to tear up and murder minorities to get you through your semester.

By Morgan Womack

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students react to nuclear threat

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East Lansing is interesting. If you know where to look (under the cedar village bridge where I lost my social security card)

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REVIEW: I watched Fleabag 23 times. I’m over him now. I really am please for the love of god I just want to go a day without thinking of the hot priest god help me-

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Meet the Holden Hall Heroes Performing Open-Heart Surgeries in Their Dorms.

By Lily Guiney

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Latinx Heritage Month: MSU Students react to Hispanics

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Many college students face crippling anxiety and nightmare disorders from the trauma the administration put them through. Here’s 9 Netflix shows for you to distract from the abyss.

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Column: I am a white JMC student. Here’s why my thoughts on racism matter (I am sometimes mistaken for biracial)

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Opinion: The Unsung Beauty of The 7 month old Spartan-green Loofa that you share with your dorm suitemate

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EDITORIAL: Human rights good.