main line mom

can i say hi to ur dog? (she/her)

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

I am never more interesting to my cat than when I am changing my sheets

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

do you think bo burnham ever rewatches Inside and gets the ick

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

time for some uninterrupted scroll time after a long day of interrupted scroll time

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

i would be okay never seeing a picture of hasbulla again

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

I only keep my disney+ subscription so that I can watch the nightmare before christmas once a year (this is a bad investment)

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

has science made some kinda antivitamin to make hair STOP growing bc I just spent $750 on highlights and I would like them to last 😅

[dizzy @rundizzy]

brooooo we should do adderall and give each other our full undivided attention

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

do u think the philly phanatic and gritty have ever explored each other’s bodies

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

I was chatting with this girl while getting my nails done and she brought up a book and asked me if I read and I almost said “I can, yeah”

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

I thought I could see auras but turns out I just have astigmatism

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

the amount of will power it takes to go the whole foods hot bar and not get $15 worth of mac n cheese...

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

@CatTikToks she’s not happy

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Happy Mamma Mia day to all who celebrate.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

turns out the spot on my back i couldnt reach with my sunscreen is the same spot i cant reach with my sunburn relief cream

[ScottT @Scott217]

The successful ambush was led by Sgt. Meow.

[main line mom @snickidoodlee]

based on how upset I just got that my bottle cap landed face down on my own floor. I think I need to start cleaning my floor more