pretty randumb

Roses are red, this drink is a double... I'll waste my own time, and save you the trouble.

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily, life is but a dream.

[Bob Phillips @BobTheSuit]

Netflix is like a nine-year old showing you a magic trick. Yes, I’m still watching.

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

The only thing better than sweater weather is room temperature butter weather. #showerthoughts

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

I could go really go for some rough pizza and a large sex.

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

"You look worried." Thanks, it's the everything.

[Richie K @RichieWhat]

what if we had a third row of teeth like for eating a big mac

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

I hope in my next life I come back as a McChicken so men will look at me lovingly and also settle for me out of desperation

[katie 🤷‍♀️ @katieshrugs]

Lmao don’t ask me to make a decision bc I swear to god I will cry

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

I get a strong urge to run to my garden whenever interacting with humans inevitably goes awry.

Probably has a lot to do with burying things alive and pulling weeds out by their necks.

#ShowerThoughts

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

*declines your cuntsiderate offer and takes note of how cuntsistently awful you are.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being an adult is stressing about climate change and two seconds later about my hair

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

My toxic trait is thinking everyone else's taste in music is wrong.

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

Thus continues my reign of laziness

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

Mine is Rumpelstiltskin.

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

Not sure which was more immediate; your first text to me after I gave you my # or the sting of regret.

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

@marcrebillet is easily my fave musician who is constantly questioned about his choice to wear pants.

[pretty randumb @snicklefritzed]

If you need me, don't.
I'm out in the sun with freshhhh @marcrebillet 🤤🙆🏻‍♀️