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[Loky @lokymann]

If u have the money, pay for the comfort. there’s no award for suffering

[Loky @lokymann]

It won't come with any confusion

[Nesie B @NesieB_]

I learned selfishness from men—they really know how to put themselves first. 10/10 would recommend. 👐🏾

[Dr. Brittany City Jarman @brittanycity]

What ChatGPT want for Christmas? bc the way it’s carried me through this year!

[Alias. @TheFliestPlane]

Downplaying your weekend at work is a real skill. "Do anything fun this weekend?" "Not too much, caught up on some rest and shows and stuff.", whole time, I had the time of my life and had so much tequila over the weekend a lit match might actually ignite and end me 😂😂😂

[misboxie, MD, MRCGP @misboxie]

again, for someone who doesnt like stress my choice of career has several question marks.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

We have a very serious shortage of normal people. There’s a shortage of sense. A general lack of shame, and don’t get me started on integrity.

[𝙍¹ @stillnextdoor]

Marriage requirements:

Give me 30 minutes of uninterrupted silence when I come home from work

[SB @adoreSB]

i don’t wanna pay for anything. food, clothes, shows, my sins idc. i don’t wanna pay

[sauceress @ibby_uk]

Keep up the good work ladies😘

[᧔𐓪᧓ @akthegemini]

i like my man inside, leave the partying to me!

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Sometimes they do, and it’s the groom.

[chinaa @HannahCocaine]

Now that I’m older, I just thoroughly enjoy being around family & close friends. That’s a great day to me.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

buying whatever i want with my big girl money is healing my inner child

[5 @txrxvc]

“add the snap” brother you’re 29

[Pucci mama. @zoralepu]

Being secure with yourself is really the cheat code to life. Nothing can knock you off balance when you know who you are and how you’re coming.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

21-29 really

[𝒦 @dollarchived]

Please quit asking what I do for a living
I'm a princess.

[Jen @activeJen_]

Intern at work is getting told off for never taking notes in meetings. He replies by saying “I pride myself on my memory” 😂 Gen Z kids >>>>