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[ℳari ౨ৎ @lyannasgf]

if i had a dragon and it died id actually kill myself im so serious

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sit outside and drink beer

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[c @cokebeyc]

this is how i see myself from a third person pov in every situation

[Lucy B. Camaro @lucyrocks95]

Keep posting Johnny Knoxville images and videos yall #TOUCHINGMYSELF

[woop @woop54]

Johnny Knoxville should win sexiest man alive this year

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[g @34rths]

Shoutout to my gut feeling You're lowkey always right

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

she too, was once a young hoe

[anni sidlover @bbidulgii]

this was unironically the experience

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[praybeyt benjamin kindelito jr @kindldle]

sidney crosby backwards cap i know what you are

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Throwing it back for #NationalBestFriendsDay 🥹

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

why the hell is sidcros jockstrap posted on the official ao3 page

[GENOBIGSEXY WELCOMES CHINNY (mourns mukh+eky) @eskettit15]

sid u pmo why did he ever cut his hair and the. gel it into oblivion when it could look like this 💔