alec

hog hunting dog xoxo anarcho-pollack
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[alec @sniffeee]

@dadboddyke

[emmett @bogbodyyy]

I drank some rainwater from a wolf’s track hoping to become a werewolf but all I got was an intestinal parasite

[alec @sniffeee]

@plasticearring pure chooooooonz

[alec @sniffeee]

bisexuals its your month twice a month bimonthly

[alec @sniffeee]

no webkinz forged against me will prosper

[alec @sniffeee]

*mitski voice* "...and i am the dog and i'm the white lady and i am the white guy tweeting about it."

[alec @sniffeee]

just accudentally heard a different cover of this charming man than the braid one it pissed me awffffff

[Mad @iloveNSYNC123]

So… drunk… must.. buy… entries for the meet johnny knoxville sweepstakes….

[alec @sniffeee]

its so cool they named "paulstretching" after that time paul mccartney got stretched out on one of those racks like crazy. youd think paul'd want to leave that in his past but im sure he understands it represents something bigger than himself

[alec @sniffeee]

straight people will say something like "you dont understand theyre trying to be ugly and unlovable and cringe. that is why they are who they are and dk what they do." and then take a bow

[emmett @bogbodyyy]

Don’t give me hope….

[alec @sniffeee]

@bogbodyyy nu metal related?

[alec @sniffeee]

the azealia banks dick cheney edition of playboy is like an actual necronomicon

[alec @sniffeee]

@deathwarpar u are always reminding me of wasabi peas at crucial points in my life thank you 🫡

[alec @sniffeee]

guys will be like "no way you know when memorial day weekend is"

[유진(YuJin) @wnsgh2466]

Gabumon

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

A little pet play between homies because that’s my dawg

[On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial]

On this day 73 years ago...

[alec @sniffeee]

cus het people experience shame for 5 minutes and there like Damn this is of biblical proportions i bet nobody knows what this is like even

[On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial]

Total Hobit sweep.

[alec @sniffeee]

i know everyone thinks the cup is supposed to overfloweth but ask yourself maybe that means i gotta stop pouring stuff in that john.