Nikki Smedal

Life's hard.. Get a helmet

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@JimIrsay This is proof that my bf has been a diehard fan through thick and thin!! He didn’t get the chance to go to any of the playoff games and these tickets would make his dreams come true!! (Also it’s his birthday!)

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

I'm sending two pairs of BENGALS FANS to the SUPER BOWL. Who are dey??? Airfare, hotel room, game tickets. Respond via a retweet and PROOF THAT YOU'RE A HARD CORE BENGALS FAN. Deadline 11pm tonight. Have at it! (Colts fans tomorrow).👍🏈😎

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@AmericanAir Thanks for the automated response. Thats what you said 12 hours ago. Thanks for the extra miles #not

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@AmericanAir still don’t have my bags... 24 hours later.. would really like some deodorant #smellynewyears

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@AmericanAir This time, however, you have decided to outdo yourself and are now keeping my bag hostage in God knows where. I say this because... I just called your customer service who told me they don’t know where my bags are. Bravo, American. Bravo. #worstairline

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@AmericanAir This time, however, you have decided to outdo yourself and are now keeping my bag hostage in God knows where. I say this because... I just called your customer service who told me they don’t know where my bags are. Bravo, American. Bravo. #worstairline

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@AmericanAir This time, however, you have decided to outdo yourself and are now keeping my bag hostage in God knows where. I say this because... I just called your customer service who told me they don’t know where my bags are. Bravo, American. Bravo. #worstairline

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@AmericanAir this is the 3rd time I’ve had to drive to my destination because your airline could not follow through and delayed me 24-48 hours later (without compensation I might add)..

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@SarahJames23 Lol I was going to say! Barely lol

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

I have never resonated more accurately with a photo/caption https://t.co/RWr8vEYTf1

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Welcome to 2018...

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

"I want to have drinks on the porch" - me "oh. I already planned on it" -mom. I love being home 🤗❤️

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

When you break your computer on the anniversary of your other broken computer 👌🏻 #clutch

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

I was really feeling the vibe of this strong, independent woman thing... until I just had to kill a tarantula in my kitchen... 😳

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

DO's give manipulation demos at lunch. Lecturer: "did anyone get a massage demo at lunch?" *AT Still rolls over in his grave*

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

Guy: "hey meet my friend nick!" Kelly: "did he just ask that girl to suck his dick?" #stoughton

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

Doctor: one time I was so nervous I told my preceptor you'll die from gallbladder surgery. Me: it happened last night on Greys. Him: 😑Me: 💁🏼

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

You know you're poor when you ask the doctors if you can take your left over Chinese from lunch home...

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@SarahJames23: "I think I have to do the girlfriend thing and say hi to everybody" me: "is it cool if I do the Facebook thing and not?"

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

@SarahJames23 I wake up at 5 and make coffee. #independentwoman

[Nikki Smedal @snikks4]

"This is the most normal date I have ever been on" *starts roller skating around Milwaukee's art museum*