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#MakeFloridaFunAgain Part 1 of 2

@CoachDanMullen @GatorsFB @FloridaGators
#GoGators #GatorNation #UF #AllBite18 #GatorBait #GatorMade

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It starts today!!! #GoGators #GatorsCamp #Gators #GatorStandard #UF @UFBarstool @FloridaGators @GatorsEquipment @SECCountryUF @onlygators @UF @UFCoachLScott @SteveSpurrierUF @CoachSavage @CoachDanMullen @leewdavis17

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#MakeFloridaFunAgain Part 1 of 2

@CoachDanMullen @GatorsFB @FloridaGators
#GoGators #GatorNation #UF #AllBite18 #GatorBait #GatorMade

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@SteffiSorensen

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@SteffiSorensen Teal buns gotta go. I'd crush that medium rare burger, though. 6 bites. Gone.

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@austin13neil @MattyTapes @SportsCenter Word. Explain to me how Florida's record, or any school's record for that matter, had anything to do with UCF using the childish theory of transitive property or the "we're undefeated" theory to claim a title. Mount Union is 15-0 in D3. By that theory they deserve it, too, right?

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@MattyIce_07 @JPJacobs55 @JoshuaGoodstein @SportsCenter Did u not read my tweet? I'll break it down for u: 1) made a joke abt u being an Eagles fan 2) only way I would know that is if I checked your profile 3) which means I saw your PSU tag 4) I never said u were a UCF fan. Try to keep up. Man, I gotta stop responding to this thread.

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@MattyIce_07 @JPJacobs55 @JoshuaGoodstein @SportsCenter An Eagles fan, floating around in UCF-Twitter, looking for a winning team to latch on to? No wonder you have a poor understanding of how next year is gonna go for UF and UCF. Soak these 15 minutes in and then find another team, bud. It's UCF's ceiling.

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@JPJacobs55 @JoshuaGoodstein @MattyIce_07 @SportsCenter Dude, Jon, I'm a Gator and I'm gonna help you out, here: I'm moving on from this thread and I advise you do the same. Trying to have big boy, SEC-caliber conversations with these people is like arguing with a brick wall. Save your sanity and your valuable time.

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@SteffiSorensen Samesies.

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@AceNinjah1 @rickybow001 @MizMiz_ @MattyTapes @SportsCenter Mount Union shares that Natty with you, then. Still cool, or nah?

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@SteffiSorensen It wouldn't feel right because you're an adult who knows how to reason.

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@JoshuaGoodstein @SportsCenter We're bumping it down to Top 50, now? Haha. I feel like I'm arguing with my 8 yr old nephew at Christmas because I let him win on Xbox and now he thinks he's unstoppable. I had my fun in UCF Twitter but I'm going back to the adult table, now.

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@MizMiz_ @MattyTapes @SportsCenter You know what we do have, though? 3, real National Championship crystal footballs sitting in our stadium. You can have the fake Championship t-shirts and banners that no one else recognizes.

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@MattyTapes @SportsCenter Wow. Lots of UCF fans now skipping the transitive property theory and just going with the "we're undefeated" theory. Ok:

Mount Union is undefeated in DivIII at 15-0 and that's still college football.

They deserve a share of your 'title,' then, right, UCF?

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@MattyTapes @SportsCenter Haha. Cute. Send me a photo of you standing next to the CFP Trophy in the UCF offices once it gets there next week.

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@JoshuaGoodstein @SportsCenter You're gonna be holding it for a while because us adults are just going to tell you to put your big boy pants on and join a legitimate conference with a full 12 game schedule that faces more than one Top 25 team and then you won't be passed on in the playoff.

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@MattyTapes @SportsCenter You missed the point, there, bud. Better luck next time, though.

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@UCF_Football Ah, the classic transitive property theory.

Then I claim the Florida Gators National Champs, too!

-UCF beat Auburn; who beat both UGA & Bama
-Clemson beat Auburn
-Syracuse beat Clemson
-MTSU beat Syracuse
-UAB beat MTSU
-UF beat UAB

Still wanna run with that theory UCF?

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@SportsCenter Ah, the classic transitive property theory.

Then I claim the Florida Gators National Champs, too!

-UCF beat Auburn; who beat both UGA & Bama
-Clemson beat Auburn
-Syracuse beat Clemson
-MTSU beat Syracuse
-UAB beat MTSU
-UF beat UAB

Still wanna run with that theory UCF?

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Hey #UCF we offer you the People's Championship Matchup --> #UCF vs. #Florida:

-UCF beat Auburn; who beat both UGA & Bama
-Clemson beat Auburn
-Syracuse beat Clemson
-MTSU beat Syracuse
-UAB beat MTSU
-UF beat UAB

PEOPLES TRANSITIVE PROPERTY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! LETS PLAY!