Sam Dan

Japanese bbq finger 🖤

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

There's a photographer trying real hard to get a picture of me eating a mozzarella stick at this event, it stressed me out bc he's basically capturing a very intimate moment of my life

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@crgmyrs @phoebe_bridgers Phoebe was the only one being compared to. Wish they had more choices 😟

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@benblais 😂😂

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@benblais To be fair, I do that with my wheat thins at work too 😅

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@babeDeSev41 Well I'm not kissing you now anymore

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

I asked @babeDeSev41 for donations to the Samantha Fund while playing Sarah McLachlan music in the background for added effects and he said no. Only a monster would be able to say no that that.

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

Hydro sent me a bill that's nearly 3x the amount of our regular usage, and then followed up with a "courtesy" call about how much they've been doing for Ontarians

hahahahahaha eff off

[Dank Williams Jr @StayGoulden]

Me rallying all the boys to defend our right to get drunk and listen to emo music at Sneaks

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@youarestars Your Ex Lover Is Dead - especially bc it mentions the Champlain bridge and hits me right in the feels,
The Maze, and We Don't Want Your Body. From The Night is up there too if I can sneak another one in.

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@CoffeeMeoww Do ittttt

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@Cale_Crowe I have Jabras and I love them

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

Of course I call a Montreal hospital and they're playing a piano rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

My fire escape is in my bathroom, so I'm trying to pee and my neighbour is breaking up with his girlfriend right by the door.
Always a fun time on the toilet, I get all my gossip from here.

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@TTChelps Hi! Has there been a diversion for the 501 eastbound? Been waiting at Queen / Parliament and Transit app says that 3 streetcars should have passed by now.

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@babeDeSev41 I'm blocking you

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@Hollaaaay 😭😭😭 I was so stoked for this tour

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@yungxgeriatric The library! If you have a library card, you can get access to all the newspapers

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@EmilyGray1 @youarestars You can have 250 people inside a building, but singing and dancing arent allowed.

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@monkeyjadebunny @emerson_toomey @canadapostcorp id pay good money if you guys open up a merch store

[megan @lNSUBURBlA]

there is no “favorite” on folklore rather it is “what baggage do you have”. for example: if your “favorite” is mirrorball you have social anxiety/an unhealthy desire to please others; if your “favorite” is seven you have childhood trauma... so and so forth. in this essay i will-

[Sam Dan @sninjam]

@sabrinadirenzo_ I've been wanting to buy shrooms but also don't feel like buying $150 worth for free shipping