snarky & drinking

sarcastic, impertinent & irreverent observations from across the bar

[snarky & drinking @sninking]

There's nothing like a Bloody Mary to shake off the weekend

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

I'm never...

[snarky & drinking @sninking]

Tito says his vodka is handmade because they "hand-connect the hoses & pumps" - BTW I was just at the gas station & I built my car by hand

[snarky & drinking @sninking]

"Do you know who the master blender is?" - It's a single barrel - "who blended it?" - Rumpelstiltskin - "Is that the guy who blends Pappy?"

[snarky & drinking @sninking]

I saw a jack and coke on a "cocktail list" last night and asked the bartender to teach me how to make it