Alex

[Alex @snipecelly9]

@stevewilldoit BTC

[Alex @snipecelly9]

@elonmusk Let’s build a permanent magnet manufacturing facility….you in?

[NU Mens Club Hockey @NU_ClubHockey]

Huskies playing hard and physical today #GrownManGroner

[Venmo @Venmo]

🚨 VIBE CHECK 🚨 We’re baaaack, giving out $200,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle + a vibey GIF. You could win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/7. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[Jack Rowlett @jackrowlett99]

Tom is the best to do sports.

[Alex @snipecelly9]

I counted 209
#MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/YypHgtFnNN

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

We’ve dropped Robinhood as one of our podcast sponsors.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So @RobinhoodApp is saying they are protecting their users from over leveraging and getting burned. But somehow it’s okay when hedgefunds literally do the same exact thing. Nobody had a problem then until the hedge funds lost. Now speculating is a huge issue. #frauds

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I own $amc $nok $nakd. I bought them with the understanding we live in a free market where people can buy and sell stocks fair and square and at their own risk. I will hold them till the death as a reminder that @RobinhoodApp founders must go to prison

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You are scam artists. You are crooks. You deserve to be behind bars and you know it

[Alex @snipecelly9]

Is there a contract people sign before they buy a Prius that states they will always drive under the speed limit?

[Alex @snipecelly9]

Rode a bike today for the first time in years. Absolutely ate sh*t. It hurt really bad. That is all.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just awesome stuff

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF:
-8 hours of sleep
-eating vegetables
-having a 401k

JUSTIFYING ALL YOUR DECISIONS WITH “FUCK IT WE BALL”
-fucks
-can order Postmates for every meal
-no need to save money because the earth will be dead within like 10 years so fuck it we ball

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

hear me out......a Valentine's Day card, but with this inside.

[Mitchell Marner @Marner93]

Last night we lost our little fighter Hayden. It breaks my heart to know I’ll never be able to see you again. How you fought your battles always inspired me, you were my hero. I know you’ll be watching me from up above. I’ll miss you.

[Church Of Ogun @ChurchofOgun]

A white supremacist called a Black woman the N-word in a convenience store....
And a Black customer came through with the hand of #Ogun

#wontHeDoit

[Quackity @Quackity]

school is so fucking stupid and useless im tired of these stupid assignmence i hate school