Sleepingrose

ex-streamer, now a full time fisherwoman 🦀🦞

[Sleepingrose @snippingrose]

Sir snips-a-lot is famous!! 🥹

[🦀 Crab Of The Day 🦀 @CrabDay]

🦀 Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 🦀

📸: @snippingrose

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

🚨 NEW AMBASSADOR 🚨

Everyone meet the new turkey vulture who will be joining us at Alveus soon! (No name/sex yet)

Our goal is to help change the perception & stigma around vultures to show that they're actually really intelligent, energetic birds with tons of personality 💚

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

BTS announces they will not submit their music for the 2027 GRAMMY awards, following the Recording Academy’s addition of an Asian-focused category:

“I hope music itself can be heard and loved rather than being distinguished by region or language.”

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

Connor would like everyone to know that they’ve figured out how to stream and talk to chat underwater! 🤿

Now it’s time to take it out into the wild.

On Sunday (around 11am CT) he’ll be testing this scuba tech in the ocean reefs of FL on the Alveus Twitch channel so tune in 🐟

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

POV: u are a piece of lettuce 🥬

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

The Alveus Pollinator Census 🐞

Last week we launched a community-driven project to identify and document all the pollinators found in the garden with a fun game!

Watch the streams, identify/collect bugs and get on the Leaderboard 👾

https://t.co/dJpVEhvGeR

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings 💕

(Engaged btw)

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

The support from you all for the Alveus Sub-A-Thon was insane.

Thank you all so much for an amazing 43 days 🥹 💚

[𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪 ⚛︎ ☪︎ 𓃵 @relinquishedrse]

I am a trinket goblin 🪎🪀💎📿🩵

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Nothing justifies burning children alive while they sleep in tents in refugee camps. Nothing. Not self defense. Not human shields. Nothing.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"I wish they'd stop calling me a terrorist. That's what I wish. I wish they'd stop calling me a radical. None of these people are radical. They just want healthcare. They want to end American militarism. They want to spend money on roads, infrastructure, on schooling, on healthcare, rather than bombs overseas." HASAN IS SPITTING 🔥

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: ISRAEL IS DROPPING CLUSTER MUNITIONS IN LEBANON DISGUISED AS CHILDREN'S TOYS & FOOTBALLS

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He raped a girl so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed. You have a daughter @jimmyfallon what the fuck is wrong with you. It is insane to me that this man has continued to be platformed and praised despite what he did.

To all the men who continue to kiss his ass, what if that was your daughter, sister, girlfriend, wife, or mother? What would you want to happen to the man who was responsible? How would you feel if the majority of people brushed off what happened and gave the man responsible millions of dollars and fame? Explain to me why he is allowed to live life as a free man after what he did.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When I was 6 years old, Israel dropped bombs disguised as toys on us in Lebanon.

New report reveals that Israel left behind bombs disguised as toys in Gaza.

Today, a cluster bomb shaped like a small football found in South Lebanon.

But keep talking about Israel not targeting children.

[Sleepingrose @snippingrose]

@bisoulovely Something crab 🦀

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????