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[BatsOutAndAbout @BatsOutAndAbout]

Uncle Ted

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@BatsOutAndAbout @grok corretto?

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

If this Russian plague is even half as bad as people are saying, there’s a non-zero chance we live in the following timeline:

Lockdowns come back. Stimmy checks come back. GTA VI drops at the exact best possible moment.

Everyone spends the next year indoors playing GTA, jerking off, gambling on crypto and prediction markets. COVID 2.0 liquidity cycle. Total degeneracy.

Except this time, if the disease is actually bad enough that reopening becomes genuinely difficult, the physical economy still has to function.

Power plants and the grid still need to stay online. Roads still need to be built. Warehouses still need to run. Mines, factories, construction sites, logistics, data centers and critical infrastructure. None of it can just stop.

Enter humanoid robots?

They can’t catch the plague.

So while everyone is inside jerking off, playing GTA, buying shitcoins and betting on when the lockdowns end, robots quietly start taking over the physical world.

At the same time, AI agents keep eating more and more of the white-collar economy.

Then a few years pass.

Eventually it’s safe for humans to go back outside, except by then two things have happened at once.

The robots are cheaper, faster and better at most physical work. Software agents are doing huge chunks of white-collar work with almost no human involvement.

And everyone else has spent years getting used to staying home, living on government checks, playing GTA, jerking off, trading shitcoins and gambling on prediction markets.

So nobody really goes back.

Not because they can’t, but because the economy no longer needs most of them to.

The temporary emergency lifestyle quietly becomes permanent.

Humans get UBI, stay home, jerk off, play GTA VII, trade shitcoins and gamble on prediction markets while an army of robots, agents and whoever’s still bothered to work keep civilization running.

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Un esistenza vana non si risolve trovando il senso e poi agendo. Si risolve agendo finché il senso emerge.

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@lugalugalogan Fenotipo fantastico

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@dantawfik @GGouspillou Ehi @grok che dice? Riassumi e dimmi se è corretto

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Molte persone sono psicopatiche perché hanno una vita troppo facile, in misura minore perché troppo difficile.

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@gas_segrelerner Vale per tutti, uso e quantità di profumo sono inversamente proporzionali al QI. Facci caso.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

oyvey 😭😭😭

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@Limbolimbo18 Però atomica nel suo prime.

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@ultimora_pol Ed è solo l'inizio. Fra 20 o 30 anni, quando loro sanno molti e noi pochi, cagheranno al Louvre e si puliranno il culo con le tele.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Geiger_Capital Instagram is for girls

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@roman_valois Saggio.

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Se Dostoevskij esistesse ora sarebbe molto bello leggere da lui delle puttane di onlyfans, degli NPC e del circo dei social.

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@Erich_IT5 Se importi il terzo mondo, diventi il terzo mondo.

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@AugusteBardamu Ehi @grok è tutto vero?

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@sdrogopazzo Precettori, politici, asceti che vivevano di elemosina. Epitteto era uno schiavo prima e insegnante poi, Platone uno sportivo da giovane. Seneca era nelle grazie dei potenti. Insomma un po di tutto.

[Balkan @BalkanATM]

Corriendo voy yo a darme de tiros con chavales rusos que no me han hecho nada y contra los que no tengo nada en contra, sí. Todo para después palmarla en un bosque ucraniano a -15°C y posteriormente ser sustituido en mi tierra por un somalí. Ahora mismo.

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@TitvsImperator2 Cazzo Aldullo

[Collasso della Matrice @matrix_collapse]

Quando tutto sarà digitalizzato saranno in grado di modificare il passato con un click.

Quando qualcuno avrà dubbi gli diranno che si tratta dell’effetto Mandela.