Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠

Here for feminism, social justice, climate, politics, writing, academia. And Bravo and the housewives. Occasionally reference the fact that I have a child.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

I am upset, but I understand there were just a lot of errors along the way. I just want help. I will pay any taxes needed. I will pay to have the package returned. Just please @ups make sure this pkg is not destroyed! #shipping #japan #ups

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

. @ups I need your help with a Christmas miracle to make sure a package containing my late father’s personal effects aren’t destroyed.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

If you had been trying to contact her, shouldn’t it have said this on the landing page?! “Please contact us about your package”? It didn’t @UPS

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

So my mother waited. And didn’t tell me until today (Christmas) that this package contained these precious items, and that she paid $300 to send them @UPS

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

She didn’t tell me until today, Christmas, what the package contained, and that she spent $300 to send it! Then I did the digging to find out this distressing news @UPS

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

She sent me a screenshot on Dec 10. When she logged on to the website, this is what she saw. @UPS

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@UPS I need a Christmas miracle to make sure mementos from my late father are not destroyed!

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

1 hour and 37 minutes to wait to inform someone at @BankofAmerica that my father has died, and we need help handling his accounts.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

Ford Credit was good enough to reach out and and answer my questions. Thank you. Now we are on hold with ⁦@BankofAmerica⁩ for going on an hour and a half…

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

It’s difficult enough going through a loss. Companies like @BankofAmerica shouldn’t make the business end so difficult. Can’t we at least leave a number and receive a callback?

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

.@fordcredit never once was I given an opportunity to speak to a human person. Nor was I offered an opportunity for a callback. Just, "try back later." I can't do that; I have to return home abroad. I need to help my mom now, while I can.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

.@fordcredit My father passed away last week. I am trying to help my mother sort through everything, including my father's car lease. I call your customer service number, and am simply told I can't be helped, try back later.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@ItsAmyWhipple Lol which show is it atm?

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@laurenthehough I finally got a copy of your book and it’s so good. Even the obligatory “recollections are mine alone” foreward was so well done I was like, damn. You’ve put something of tremendous value out into the world. Thank you, and take care.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@sreed151 “She’s a loofah person!” 😂

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

Hey! I love ordering my products from iHerb and I think you will, too.

Happy Shopping! https://t.co/1zlpE6jEz4

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@MattRogersTho @kateberlant @LasCulturistas I looked up the difference between Prosecco and champagne and found this on a site called Wine Folly. They don’t specify, but I think HARD melon goes best with Prosecco...

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@ambernoelle I have a full draft that’s been hanging out untouched for a few months (making snacks, etc.) so I will hold you to this if/when it ever makes it out into the world.

[Suburban✂️Blasphemer🏠 @snipwilson]

@ihatejoelkim So sorry, Joel.