𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ

― 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 .

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

❛ 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 .
𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥 . ❜

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

hi

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

/. hi.... maybe if I update this acc ill be active again

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

friendzoned him but he was simply not getting the hint so had to pull this move

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( There truly is nothing better than collecting ingredients in the forbidden forest. )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( he is brewing today. his own remedy for the growing ache in his head. )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

@DECAYINGPEARL They won't learn anything that way.

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( Pointing to the door. If he's smart enough to piss on his desk, he's smart enough to leave when he's not wanted. )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( Severus continues to glare at the mutt before finally, forcing himself to stand so he can clean the piss from his desk. Luckily, all it takes is a simple cleaning charm to make the mess disappear.

Not that it makes anything better. The dog is /still there/. )

Run along.

—

[𓂃 ٭ 𝓼𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚄𝚂 𝓫𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺. @SIRlUSLYAWESOME]

{ yes, he's very clearly enjoying it. he looks ridiculously proud of himself, too, tail wagging madly as he dances back to let snape get a good look at his handiwork.

and even if it would occur to sirius that such behaviour is +

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( his face twists into barely disguised disgust. and the creature was /enjoying/ it, too. almost as if it was trying to get on his nerves on purpose.

It was working. )

Just wait until I get my hands on your owner.

( he hisses, grabbing his wand to clean up this... mess. )

[𓂃 ٭ 𝓼𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚄𝚂 𝓫𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺. @SIRlUSLYAWESOME]

{ tongue lolls out of the dog's mouth, grey eyes sparkling with barely contained mirth and mischief.

and he almost heeds the command. almost.

too bad it's snivellus. the stream hits the corner of the desk, dripping to the carpet below. }

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

iv. )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

― 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

iii . )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

ii . )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( WTF WTF WTF !??!,$&??!?!*>&!?

He's eyeing the mutt.

Severus hates dogs so much. He wonders if the creature can see it — the hate and fear in those dark eyes of his. His quill stops as he stares the dog down. )

/Don't/ you even think about it.

[𓂃 ٭ 𝓼𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚄𝚂 𝓫𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺. @SIRlUSLYAWESOME]

cue a big black shaggy dog busting in, making one joyful lap around the office then lifting his leg as if to pee directly on snape's desk———

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

( he cannot sleep, so he is up grading essays. )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

i . )

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

/. also expect headcanons and stuff tonight

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

/. hitting my head AGAINST THE WALL RIGHT NOW. GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ok so my acc is like... revamped neow.... lowk.... umm....

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

/. ok anyways comment below if u want a starter from me!!! pls lmk if u want marauders era or golden trio ty!!!!

[𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐚 .ᐟ @snivvellus]

/. keeping the user, nickname, and the pfp cuz those were so fire i highk cooked w those