Samantha Johnston

Pitbull mom. Jeep girl. Wifey.

[Mikayla Billteen @MikaylaMcgivern]

If dad bods are going to be the new, hot thing can we lower the standard for girls bodies? I like beer and food too

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

5 days till vaca. #daytonabeachbound

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

Every single time someone in Louisville asks me where I’m from. 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/x0lUjvDXqs

[trash baguette 🥖 @kait_kirb]

“Where are you from”

“Northern Kentucky”

“Where in NKY”

“Alexandria”

“Ohh ok what’s that by”

“Covington, Newport, highland heights”

“Um where?”

“Cincinnati.. I’m from Cincinnati. I live at GABP. I am a bowl of Greaters. I bathe in Skyline Chili. Fiona is my sister.” https://t.co/vYG5ZVkzej

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

I need a man like this ughh. https://t.co/tcmXiZOpEk

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

15 days till we’re beach bound. One of our many adventures this year & I can’t freaking wait. @court_189

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

When the coffee hits your soul. 💀

[relate shit @relateshitt]

When The Weeknd said “I want you to stay, even though you don’t want me” I felt that

[♠️ @N0RES]

I AM NOT LIKE THIS GENERATION!!! I still believe in marriage. I still believe in meeting your parents. I still believe in falling in love, and going on dates. I still believe in sticking by your side through thick and thin. this generation will not make me lose sight of that

[hails @haileeylutz]

When Shania Twain said “any man of mine better be proud of me, even when I’m ugly, he still better love me” ... I felt that. Like in my soul.

[Brandi Pollitt @BLpurcell]

If you say you’re gunna do something, do it, be loyal and keep your word. No one likes wishy washy people.

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

I think it's hilarious when straight girls look at drag queens and say "wow!! he can do makeup better than me!" as if it's surprising that someone who essentially does makeup for a living is better at it than a girl from Kentucky who buys her eyeshadow from Rite-aid

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

@court_189 @RandyLayne26 😂😂😂😂

[Samantha Johnston @snjohnston_]

Men need to come with an owners manual. Sorry but y’all are confusing as hell. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #sorrynotsorry

[Brooke Elizabeth @BuchertBrooke]

Must be nice to have mommy and daddy pay for everything you do