Stéphane Demarcq

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/99AIKEt27x

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/HGLbspu4Cm

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

http://t.co/onomNP2cqq Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/NTXIQN89Sd

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

http://t.co/kH2KavHWWk In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

http://t.co/OMalA7V033 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/IEbvMPrJrV

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

Overheard: "Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation." http://t.co/eD3ClgQu

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

Feel free to use the "or less" feature of your 140 characters. http://t.co/93YCoJKo

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

http://t.co/SbOPEpto Since I can't afford porn, I just turn on tennis and shut my eyes.

[Stéphane Demarcq @snl40]

Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there's no more soda? http://t.co/bCcCjnvX