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No human is illegal // anti-trump // no justice, no peace //

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This is going to be a thread about the funny things my students say.

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“Have you ever been hunting Ms. Nelson?”
“Does it look like I would hunt?”
“No. You’ve got too good of fashion.”

I’m humbled my students know me so well.

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@mattysweatshirt Bottom right

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@AinsleyyP My ears hurt from thinking of how loud BMTH had to of been. 😣

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I’ve gotten back into the pop punk of our youth. Do you think I’m having an identity crisis ????

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@natashanatweets but you should also know by now that almost* every middle aged white man will probably disappoint you.

*Michael Bumble, James, and a few others

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@natashanatweets Oh no…I’m concerned for ur well being

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I’m home.

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Cait sent me to the whackest Kroger

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I really miss Kroger.

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I really miss Kroger.

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Y’ALL ARE SO WELCOME SHE GOOFED TWICE. TWO MORE SHOWS WILL GET THIS SONG

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LAST KISS. ARE YOU EVEN JIDDING.

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LAST KISS. ARE YOU EVEN JIDDING.

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Halfway through update: we are not okay because this is magical.

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Like our queens Tay and Beyoncé once said, flawless.

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Thanks to Taylor Swift, I got to eat all this food this weekend.

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Very scared as to what will happen when Caits I credible luck runs out on us

[ariana ❤️‍🔥 | fan account @runawayswiftme]

he was a moth she did ballet

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If it’s Cornelia street I will NOT be even remotely okay.

[marydidyouknow_ @marydidyouknow_]

I think she plays Back to December and Cornelia Street tn (arrow head leading us home)

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I just told Cait I wish I could zoom in my eyeballs. :///

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Me + Cait + Taylor 🥹

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@sassy_kg Okay, maybe you’re right but EITHER WAY I HEARD IT.

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LONG LIVE WAS THE FIRST SURPRISE SONG. IM ANXIFJAGXIDOB 🥹