Stefon Meyers

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[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

New York's hottest club is Ferguson. It has everything! Twinks in riot gear, babies selling looted tvs, and human barricades

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

R.I.P. Don Pardo, I'll miss the smell of your Old Spice cologne

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

@RachelAwesome @LateNightSeth I'm on his desk every night

[I think you should QB1Love @whosbrandon]

A Russian trampoline is that thing when two midgets throw you up in the air and yell communist propaganda at you @SnlStefon

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

Good luck to my husband, tonight, on
@LateNightSeth

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

@NancyLovesMJ I bet you do

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

HUMAN DVRS

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

I love @sethmeyers

[gabi @gabicrvgs]

HE'S PERFECT

[Rachel Lynn @MyRedHairIsReal]

Being freaky doesn't make you a slut....it makes you fucking fun

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

Me #MentionSomeoneBeautiful

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

draw your eyebrows on your forehead so I know your daddy didn't love you

[Matt @Matt_The_1st]

My son just asked me to buy him some skinny jeans for school, and now we're going to see how he likes sleeping in the yard for a few days

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

@stephizm I used to be another person, I don't remember who

[NBA @NBATweetsOnly]

Xavier Henry's posterizing dunk!

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

Xavier Henry is my hero and he should be yours too.

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

Drake should write a song called No Jew Friends because none of his friends have yarmulkes

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

black people are so racist they don't even worship a white Jesus. You ever go to their houses? Black Jesus is on the wall. #FamilyGuy

[Stefon Meyers @SnlStefon]

black people are so racist, they wont even worship a white Jesus. They think Jesus was black. We all know Jesus was a Mexican