Rile E Coyote

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

DO

NOT

DROP

THAT

SHIT

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@chapel3929 If I hear Daniel Craig or Harrison Ford are attached in any way other than attending the premier, I'm out.

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@RanMann2 @StevenCheung47

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Incels like Kid Rock are responsible for the decline in low birth rates because most women of self worth have self respect and don’t want to date and be impregnated by meth heads

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@SwampedMonster @SenSanders What the fuck do I have to do with this?

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@WorldAndScience Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Degenerate Liberty 🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @SammiRaeMurray]

Republicans: “We’re the party of protecting children!”

Elon: “haha chainsaw go brrrrrr”

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@chapel3929 As long as they're the first two to go, I'm ok with it.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Here you go

[C. Trew @TrewCourtney]

Noone has stopped calling this place Twitter and you think you can change the Gulf of Mexico 😂.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Flavortown has fallen

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@chapel3929 Super Bowl MEH

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@chapel3929 Ok, hear me out... like Cameo, but you pick the movie & you pick your 2 preferred NFL commentators. They comment on the movie in a sports themed play by play fashion. Accepting name suggestions .
Negotiating with Tony Romo and Terry Bradshaw for a Schindler's List demo.

[Rile E Coyote @dazedncontused]

@chapel3929 You'll never forget watching your shoulder mounted laser cannon, triangulate your first successful hit through the thermal vision...

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I asked RFK Jr. a simple question: