serenity noel

[serenity noel @snoece]

Hunter Biden, please come save us and run for president

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[serenity noel @snoece]

@richieb21 losers

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[D @noseblunted]

How it feels to be 23

[serenity noel @snoece]

@bhilo666 yes!!

[serenity noel @snoece]

selling 2 blood orange tickets for the dallas show !!

[serenity noel @snoece]

@bIondedbby dm’d you!

[serenity noel @snoece]

@tanhighe i guess this is my sign to buy one

[William Banks @williambanks_]

by the way i dont think he is a bad man he is just neurodivergent and takes meth and got caught up with the wrong crowd

[serenity noel @snoece]

pleading insanity to a parking ticket

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[serenity noel @snoece]

where can i get a rocket launcher i’m mad as fuck

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is who ICE is bravely protecting you from

[serenity noel @snoece]

@Jawsawn tate mcrae 😭😭😭

[serenity noel @snoece]

@saintmarxs timothy will never compare #justinbeenhadit

[serenity noel @snoece]

@STRAPPEDUS safety bear?? 2021 is calling

[serenity noel @snoece]

@tiggyy__ @sbutler22 23 is literally unc status

[serenity noel @snoece]

just voted for mamdani 32 times from texas 😛

[serenity noel @snoece]

@pissvortex are we forgetting the montgomery brawl?

[serenity noel @snoece]

just adopted a dog at 22 years old #teenmom