snoev

si t robo un quesito a ver t enojas conmigo🧀🐀

[bort @tacobort]

“No one’s coming to save you.” I am. You’re welcome

[Ayer jijeo, hoy realidad @EddieBroken]

Un tipo me pidió plata por que lo echaron del laburo y estaba en la calle comiendo basura, le digo lo que pasa es que yo sufro más por que soy un hombre enamorado, se quebró ahí mismo, me dió un abrazo, me dijo fuerza loco y después de secarnos las lagrimas me dio 100 dolares

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

When recording the part where the Dutchman eats them (from an alternate ending) the cast is told by Stephen Hillenburg to make the walla "lighter" and less like the characters are upset.

The voice actors then start riffing as if they were being brutally digested.

[aaron 💐 @Aaronsp08]

fede p que gusto verte muchacho

[turbomander @turbomander]

hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

GET OUT!!

[Mika @Flavi_Mikaart]

Mas ele prefere azul

#thebackrooms #backrooms

[joey @devilmaycunt]

me while i’m ruining everything because i’m too dumb to realize i’m ruining everything

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they could never make me hate you borotan

[yipiip @rustedNused]

???

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[Brook @brook_the_mommy]

His name isn’t ratatouille his name is Remy the ratatouille is the food he makes he’s not named after the food he has his own name and it’s Remy and the human’s name isn’t ratatouille either his name is actually Linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

everyone said I’d get over the face change but I’m still not over it