steve

only true friends may call me by my goblin name “steve ” but to my enemies its Mr.Steve !

[steve @snooksley]

@beyoncegarden Men can’t stand a sound and discerning queen

[steve @snooksley]

https://t.co/YCmpH7P56p

[steve @snooksley]

@NatureUnedited This just like that one guy who got mauled by a shark and a lion in a singular outing

[steve @snooksley]

I really do believe blippi is an evil genius for teaching the children how to spell his name

[steve @snooksley]

@historigins I’m surprised its only been 12 years of Chloe

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

It became impossible to lose them on the evening walk. 😂

[steve @snooksley]

Where are your mothers

[steve @snooksley]

I hate the cursed sight of suburban youths loitering after hours

[steve @snooksley]

Idk why but Timothée chalamet self actualizing into a full fledged perv was on my 2026 bingo card

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

when Jack Black tried to scare off paparazzi while at the beach but ran away after being told he’s getting recorded 😭

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Hey Uncle, what were you like in the 90s?

#90s #nostalgia #iris

[X_pharm @X_pharma1]

A terrifying unknown creature suddenly showed up on the flight - it was cruel and caused total panic. 😱

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I still wonder how these things survived in the wild 😂

[Love Music @khnh80044]

A little girl told the bus driver this was her favorite song, so he turned up the music and they danced together ❤️

[steve @snooksley]

Is there a way to spank your algorithm when it refreshes in the middle of you enjoying something

[steve @snooksley]

You ever meet somebody who just knows what they’re doing with you in a way others don’t? Like they have a sneaky cheat sheet with specific insight into handling you more expertly, occasionally with nefarious intent 😭

[steve @snooksley]

Gary oldman is by far the most natural and intuitive Dracula

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

I haven’t laughed this hard 🤣🤣☠️ Omg 😆