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Curator of Fine Tweets. Married to my best friend. Be kind.

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You college girls look adorable and I love it for you so much and I will be here with open arms and blister-less dogs to welcome you to the club someday.

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I’ve entered the phase of adult womanhood that I am finally secure enough to leave behind cute but uncomfortable shoes forever. Give me Tevas or Hokas or give me death.

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when powerful female fantasy characters have to give up their powers for x thing/person/whatever. hate it!

[zae @itszaeok]

what's the worst plot trope and why is it memory loss

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

It's too big

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@gantisdant I’m so jealous. A cross country Amtrak journey is on my bucket list. Have so much fun!!

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@shayla_who I get the “under the sea” remix stuck in my head at some point most days.

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@JawnTheBeloved 😳😅

[bug girl @buggirl]

DISGUSTING gross horrible infuriating predatory revolting SICKENINGGGGG. i hate it

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@LatterdayLikes Costco muffins.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Why was the bear a good cook?

Because there is a B in Bear and B in breakfast

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why a chikens are crazy.

BECASE IT EAT LOT OF SEEDS

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What did the Dinosaur say? Shut up

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q: Name a planet that starts with the letter W.

A: Wohio. I tricked you: I added W to Ohio. Ohio doesn’t start with W.

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@takeoutphoto She gets it inside a little dot of cream cheese every other day. The other cat gets a dot of cream cheese, too, without it.

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@takeoutphoto My family’s cat is, too. She’s nuts without it—anxious, bitey, attacky. When she’s on it she’s the sweetest thing

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If you love someone, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

[katy wellhousen @katywellhousen]

i put this bench out on this exact curb over a year ago and it was gone within hours, but today it just showed up again lmao

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oh my goodness this season of love is blind is nothing short of PAINFUL to watch

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

10,000 ft in the air at least

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@derekeb Ugh, that picture just gave me a gut punch of homesickness. That was my view driving to work every day. 🥲