Paranoid Android

he/him. lucille clifton-esque poetry, theatre, writing and making friends along the way. love being the reply guy.

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@soodsneha95 thank you karen! 🙂

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this year is all about constantly navigating uncharted territory in life

so many identity shifts!

professionally, i’m moving away from being a founder for 10 years to maybe smth else. personally, i got married

these become deep spiritual periods for me. i find comfort in it

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the only species truly enjoying the heatwave and the sun

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@soodsneha95 hahah yes! i posted a photo also!

it was on 8th june. in chennai!

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@jhumkawali @Irshad_Kamil for someone who doesnt know all that much hindi wht does that mean?

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@assthad what seasoning do you add?

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@komal_42 incredible stuff, komal! i can't imagine the grit that needed to go from the first picture to the 2nd one.

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i can't imagine the treatment their house helps and drivers might be getting from them back home.

indian boomers esp gujjus are amongst the worst tourist types - boorish, selfish and racist to their own kind.

they make it harder for the younger generation to travel.

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i saw a family of gujjus here in amsterdam with their coach bags, on running shoes and iPhones harassing a subway cook.

they kept asking for extra sauce without paying for it. telling them in indian subways they can add 4 sauces in a foot long. he gently pushed back saying

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the rules here are different. they got loud and angry with him, holding up the line

imp: this man was of indian descent. i know him and he's a sweet guy. he gave into all their unreasonable demands just to get rid of them

if he was a white dude they would not do this

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social media can quickly ruin your favourite songs

when the main vaapas aaunga album dropped no one gave two shits about tere paas main (except hardcore fans)

now every 2nd reel starts with that song - just like what happened with deewana deewana

off insta for a bit

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i’ve had this space cake and tripping balls but also feeling strangely wise

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life is all about this mysterious BALANCE of prioritizing your present self and your future self

and i believe nobody gets it fully right so stop being so hard on yourself

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i see the universe in this pizza 🌀

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@soodsneha95 every once in a while i sing this out loud and only truest of friends get the song and its story 🤣

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ironic!

not moving on from someone seems like the most romantic thing in movies BUT

its one of the most pathetic things to put yourself through irl

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@selvaraghavan @arrahman you should listen to the main vaapas aaunga album. i think you'll love it.

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@PrayRona_ @film_waala @pranksinaatra i mean if they're going to write some trash rage bait at least buy a bluetick to make money out of it

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@missmaddenstein nothing parental or consensual about the british unless you're shitposting then all is good

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we have a new neighbours -a spanish couple in their 40s

they've been here a month - every night, i mean EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, they smoke weed and fuck loudly. we live below them and hear them cum everytime.

they just dont give a shit about others hearing. wild, wild people