snoopy_da_dog

[snoopy_da_dog @snoopy_time77]

I made this account like ten years ago and privated it, I’m only just now using twitter and all I have are porn bots following me. How do I interact with another human being

[snoopy_da_dog @snoopy_time77]

@heavensbvnny Before tech made instant communication the expectation, this was literally just what friendships were.

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@yvessirae “There is No Unmarked Woman” by Deborah Tannen, it’s crazy seeing people have epiphanies about this concept, this was a high school assignment for me in 2017 and the essay itself is from the 90s it’s not a new thing did no one on twitter go to English lit. class

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@kigutasheilaa I truly don’t understand the discussion of pap-smears hurting. I had my first one recently and it was like nothing happened

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@chentorresbones Tactless*

[moon milf @loremachina]

I mean this in genuinely the nicest way possible: if you lack the executive function to regularly cook for yourself, then please don’t have children

[snoopy_da_dog @snoopy_time77]

Probably the hottest either Spencer of Shayne has ever been in a video. Spencer you are my actual dream man

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

seeing how much milk goes into an iced latte is a haunting and life changing experience

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@Iovelanguge I’ve actually trained myself to wake up when my white noise turns off at a scheduled time, I set Alarmy as a back up for a few minutes later

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@Iovelanguge Use Alarmy

[blue @bluewmist]

don’t fall for the trap that your life needs to be one long narrative that you should be building. life is best when it’s a bunch of happy moments that just happen to be connected. don’t try to make your life into a novel, make it a book of poems.

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[snoopy_da_dog @snoopy_time77]

As someone who exclusively watches the Big Bang theory through YouTube shorts, whenever I watch a later season and the comic store owner is suddenly part of the gang, it feels like an alternative universe where the missing scooby doo member was there all along