You're my Wonderwall

one blessed weirdo 😇

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@CassandraYoung Quit your misogynistic job and find one that makes you proud of yourself. You don't have to fight every day.

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@NHendizadeh I have julienned myself and taken off a slice of finger tip. Those suckers are no joke!

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@DaviCrimmins @blaircrimmins My hubs and I are a childfree version if Red and Kitty from That 70s Show. I'm so good with that.

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@StephenKing Loved it!

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@BertShowBert @KrisKling You say this like you respect the contracts you make.....

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is tired.

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@Nerdcromancer1 Noooooo my sweet friend! Just pick up and continue! Don't give yourself a hard time!

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Nothing says Christmas like spending the day, not tending to a busted pipe, but the old sink that unalived itself.

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@amselina05 At first I read this as "middle aged YouTube men" and I was gonna have to ask what you had against Good Mythical Morning 😂

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@amselina05 Let me guess the turn out of this event.....

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Oh Em Gee. If you HAVENT marinated your steak in Keith's burger sauce..... you need to. That was INCREDIBLE. (Also huge shout out to my hubber who grilled it to perfection) thanks @KeithHabs ! I will be buying a stash of that now 🤣🤣

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Marinating my steak in @KeithHabs Burger Sauce. Can't wait for this yum to enter my mouth!

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@ResetWeightLoss Diets don't work.....but ours does! (Think they'll fall for it?)
Come on, try harder.

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@leslibroadway It was so good!!!! A fresh and powerful take on the time traveler concept!

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If #kindred doesn't get a 2nd season I will be very very upset. I just binged that entire season within 24 hours.

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@amselina05 Fairy/dragon. No one's taking you down!

[CLINGSBERRY CRUNCH @clingsberryreal]

RT to get tell @kfc that they need @KeithHabs to star as Colonel Saunders in their new commercial!! #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc #keith #kfc

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I am going to need #chickenwatch to come back next year. @chrisreinacher and @KeithHabs make me so happy. Make it trend #ChickenWatch2k23 !!

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#eatwithkeith is officially my new favorite comfort watch. I hope it continues in 2023! Thank you, @KeithHabs!!

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@queerwatchmate You're not wrong... 🤷‍♀️