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I got 99 problems but object permanence ain't one.

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@BossyBoots_ I once gathered all the ice balls I pulled off garbanzo into a bowl and it was well over two liters of water. And that’s just the ones I got off without breaking or before they melted. So fun.

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@antiangie @grace134 Yep!

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@grace134 Wait so does that mean you learned about how they are photosensitive and basically don’t exist during winter

[Derron 🇦🇷🥶 @Derron_McNelly]

Me on my way to annoy my favorite person

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@whittle_jac I read a book recently that was about a nanny who cooked and cleaned up a lot and there were lots of descriptions of a dual income, kid-filled house turned tidy and it took me a while to realize why I loved it. I coulda just read this tweet repeatedly for a few days. THE DREAM!

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@betsyphd How’s it going, btw? How long has it been since you left plexxiblahblab?

[Ian Racey @ianracey.bsky.social @ianracey]

I guess "Previous Errors Being Quickly Discovered, Clarified and Rectified: Science Working as Intended" wasn't a sufficiently sexy headline.

https://t.co/JygSPBGDa3

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@BossyBoots_ 😮😍

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@kathleenicanrah @animalcrackers @PinkHerring @Silsbycarr @grace134 There’s a Netflix series?? Yessss

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@PinkHerring @awkwardlysocial Oh yes, hot knight guy

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@PinkHerring @awkwardlysocial Who tf even is Criston, I’m serious about the name tags. Also if someone could please turn the lights on.

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@PinkHerring Right! Why just SOME? That makes it even more confusing and less … I don’t even KNOW, I guess I need them to wear effing name tags

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@PinkHerring I do not understand why on earth they bothered. It’s so confusing.

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@MegglesP @TheMasseyPrenup FLOPPY BACON FOREVER

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@natalieseeboth @kathleenicanrah Oh my gosh, I am such a sucker for this kind of arrangement, they could be singing Eminem lyrics and I’d be tearing up

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I remember in college, when I was an atheist who didn’t want any children, I would scoff at the idea of giving up my precious weekends for things like church and kids’ sports. Y’all, my life is perfect and unrecognizable to 20 year old me.

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@kathleenicanrah Kathleen I saw the title and the poem immediately came forth from the recesses of my mind. I am growing exponentially more earnest as the years pass 😅

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@PinkHerring @kathleenicanrah A lot of the days are definitely still loooooong 😂

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@kathleenicanrah I’m also over here like “oooh when else do I feel that way??”

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@PinkHerring @kathleenicanrah I have to be so careful not to one of those insufferable “just you wait” ladies to young folks 😅

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@kathleenicanrah It’s so much smaller than i imagined my life to be, and it’s absolutely wonderful, and so unexpected. This is like the closest I ever feel to Mary Oliver.