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Astronomers out here correcting people over 'dark side of the Moon' when planetary nebulae still exist

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@Zaxbys how is your entire business so bad and giving customers their included sauces and the extra sauces you charge too much for? At best your food is a mediocre without any amendments, you know that otherwise you wouldn't charge so much for your extra sauces.

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@TracketPacer This is satire, right?

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The druids know what they did
#orange

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@TedNugent Damn I thought ted was dead

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@redsheri1 @RiotMeme @wsbtv Your general tone...hard pass

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@DDM4V7PRO @LindaBNYC @Capitalist_Mike @LeadingReport They're not though

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@TheRealestPlanB The fish

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I think my roommates fish are starting to worship me as a god, should they be concerned?

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@bigphil10314 @PalmerReport I'll take 'shit boomers say' for $200, Blossom

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@JCGilly1 @simonateba @MELANIATRUMP Yeah the whole one word thing went way over my head too

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@NoContextHumans I can't believe I ended up here

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#skittles

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I don't know who needs to know this but I stress ate a bag of Skittles before bed last night and slept great

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Baby hippos are creepy-cute

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Crazy transcends all languages

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@M1NDR Don't bring drama here as I bring the drama

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You were like can I bring you some flowers? Can I bring you some soup? How about you bring me some mother fuckin #bee extermination!

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#microwaves need a redial button

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@people They don't play matinees because it would require someone to pay the lowest paid people in the industry time and a half for their work between midnight and 8am

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Y'all trying to get cancelled? #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds