Throb Goblin (0'9")

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Sticking a gun up my ass and farting so hard the bullet comes out the other end

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

You’re in her DMs
They hurt your feet
They are 3 sizes too small for you and are giving you blisters

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Shamewow

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

I need the shamwow guy to come and wipe away all of my guilt and shame

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

wants wasps to like her so bad.. quit glazing they will never want to hang out with u, they have cooler things to do like sting bees to death and make wasp honey

[Jessica Z. @JZaluzec]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Wow! I love people treat wasps with respect and kindness...yeah their bite hurt but they never do it out of malicious intent.

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Im like Icarus except my fists flew to close to the son and I’m not allowed to see him anymore

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Im the LeBron James of whatever this shit is called

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Im the LeBron James of comparing myself to LeBron James

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

No firearms in aldi middle isle again i hate this fucking country

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Celebrating poppy day by administering lethal amounts of opiates to senior war veterans

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

When i came of age i was forced to attempt backflips in front of my mums new boyfriend while he fired warning shots at me with a hangun

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Its finger fucking good

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Kentucky fuck chicken

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Going trick or treating in an xl bully costume

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

At gym doing 10 sets of being a big loser until failure

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

holidaying at the Costa del retard just shat myself on a sun bed

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

Why is water so much more refreshing when it’s got cucumber in it and it’s not water it’s the blood of a gazelle that I’ve stalked over 5 days and bludgeoned to death with a rock?

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

You’re in her dms, I’m in her dms she is selling a cabinet of Facebook market place and we both want

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

@boonchibaby Nope.

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

I’ve found god it’s me I was god all along and now I’m turning wine back into water just to piss off Jesus

[Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter]

I’m slipping estrogen into the builders tEa so I can eventually watch his miniature breasts palpate while he uses his/her multi tool on the cross beams in my conservatory