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my life is a wasteland, I... a humble wasteman

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Normalise👏 stealing 👏from👏 men 👏who 👏dont 👏make 👏u👏 come 👏 😚👉👈

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

do people who run marathons know that they don't have to

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The Stepford Wives (2004)
Don't Worry Darling (2022)

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Instead of standing in the rain for 30+ hours to ogle a wooden box, which within lies a rightfully dead and wildly old rich lady, may I suggest instead: seek psychological aid

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@Silent_Giraffe Crying on ur birthday is reserved for the lords sexiest clowns so dont be down on urself about it

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@Millygirl9 Did she not see lizzo get hung out to dry for this 😭

[Lapis @DegenerateThing]

I love the "token admits the far right hates them anyway" genre of article.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Litterally at a My Chemical Romance Concert right now in Budapest and it's Da Hypey

[. @SuiNeltwork]

Purge night at the park tomorrow

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@babylimbs_ They're the same movie 💚

[macan (revanchist arc) @0xMacan]

These rapid/pcr tests are a nice profit center for governments. Well done, guys. What a rug.

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@lass_agne Think of when edgey manipulators punch walls it's not a perfect circle but a perfect hole from a perfect asshole 😔✋

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@lass_agne Definitely absence of

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Heardle clearly having direct access to my spotify, doing me a favour hun

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@CWNPT Polyamory

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Current mental affliction, battling the post crochet project melancholia