Snotpoleon

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Yeah, nevermind, nobody would pick this as their avatar

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What if none of the Napoleonic Wars figures actually looked like their portraits? What if every painting was just their fursona?

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Guess what makes Napoleon sneeze? Napollen 🤧

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@Polybugyaoii Why would you do this... :/

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@ImperialLarper @napauleon5

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Is he dead

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@RegimientoAmor He said it with tears in his eyes

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@ImperialLarper This is the Napoléon Bonaparte, Celena

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@RegimientoAmor His final moments were spent searching the room, whispering, 'Where is Woke Lannes? I need my friend... where... where is he?' His voice faded, his hand reached into the empty air, and with that unanswered question still on his lips, the Emperor left this world...

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If you're trans, just know that you don't get to choose your new name. Napoleon does.

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@lesbianaparte This is true

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Instead of a menstrual cycle for Napoleon he just gets really snotty once a month

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@Polybugyaoii Crying all over my keyboard and covering it with snot

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This camel riding shit easy

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@Polybugyaoii I get cute aggression :(

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I wish there was snotpoleon slime or snotpoleon stressball :(

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@napolilike You get it 😎

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They should sneak Napoleon fanarts into history books