Bailey Cooper

Reality TV Junkie. Crazy Cat Lady. Amateur Baker. The whole package 😺😺😺😺

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Canada’s new cabinet met for the first time this morning.

One of our first orders of business: a tax cut for the middle class. Starting July 1, hard-working Canadians will keep more of their paycheques.

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good…. Isn’t that what they say when you get baptized?”

#lacey

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“I’m gonna run up the stairs 100 times”

Why?

“I like getting my legs tired!”

#nora

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“I was at a sleepover and I woke up at 3AM covered in orange peels. BOTH sides of the blanket. YOU COULD SEE THE FINGER MARKS”

#bonkersblake

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“Oh ya that house, with the homemade Ouija board and where you had to kill a lizard.”

#bonkersblake

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

Hey @JohnnyInfamous My husband and I are celebrating our anniversary. Wedding song was Everlong! #djelk @GoElks

[Benjamin Higgins @benhiggi]

I don’t care who you support politically this is awesome!

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

* great uncle opens fancy fly swatter * “is that for the bedroom?” #farmlyfe #bonkersblake

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

@hitRECordJoe @RogenSandy @#m #de#

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

Thanks for everything Fred #AllConnect #esks @TELUS #yeg

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“When the baby gets too fat you just gotta our corn starch in the folds.” #farmlyfe

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“A good weapon would be a chainsaw chain on the end of a stick” #farmlyfe

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“A moose is a better roommate then an Italian!” #farmlyfe

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

@rhettandlink it’s an awful photo but my cat loves to watch you two when we use the big TV

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

You know it’s Monday when you compare a surgeon’s surgery to an episode of the simpsons #facepalm

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

Merry Christmas to us! @icooper2011 #oilcountry #youngliving #hitmeup #christmas #oilyliving #younglivingessentialoils https://t.co/rRNyKbguMp

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

@VancityReynolds submerged a submarine in your aviation. Best of both worlds. #aviation

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

#telestrations 😂😂

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“Where’s your wiener?” “It’s on the stick!” #telestrations

[Bailey Cooper @Snowball711]

“A..n...a...” “son it’s pronounced ANAL” #CardsAgainstHumanity