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[Ibrahim Ozgenc @ibozgenc]

Truly honored to meet our hero and Nobel Laureate Dr. @CarolynBertozzi - an inspiration to us all young scientists, you influence us even more than you know! Congratulations on your 2023 @AACR Award in Chemistry in Cancer Research #AACR23

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Handed a date my phone so he could pick a place for takeout and Postmates showed him a huge popup that said I ordered soup dumplings 3 days straight then basically said I was the #1 dumpling orderer in the city and asked if I wanted to send a personal message to the restaurant

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

"Over-educated"

If you think this kind of language is just a gaffe, you're wrong

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[Dr. Theresa Chapple has moved to bluesky @Theresa_Chapple]

On Tuesday my mid child will be 6.5 years old.
I will be exactly 6 months away from paying off my 20% portion of her $1.2mil birth.
We can't be deciding as a country to force carrying pregnancies when we wont provide insurance that covers the cost.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

If you watch one thing today make it this

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“Black Panther” and “Creed” director Ryan Coogler was detained and handcuffed by Atlanta police after he asked a Bank of America teller to withdraw $12,000 in cash from his own checking account. They thought he was trying to rob the bank, and called the police.

[Celestia @junipermoonlite]

If young trans children aren't taught that being trans is a possibility, it doesn't mean that they won't be trans. It only means that they'll grow up being miserable without understanding why

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

shut up

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

sorry I don’t know how I missed your email, it was sandwiched rivht between “SLAY bells ring: all jeans 50% off” and “Gun violence is out of control, Gabbi”

[Adam Reilly @reillyadam]

The saddest story

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

people loooove talking about “tolerance breaks” when it comes to the devil’s lettuce but forget the greatest tolerance break is when u don’t wear makeup for a few days and then put it on and realize you’re the most beautiful creature on god’s green earth

[julia hava @binchcity]

Pete Davidson is gonna date Queen Elizabeth next