King Tutanhcumming

come fertilize the nile with me

[brylee @cuteglittercat]

FUCK college i can't procrastinate SHIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE DEADLINES R NO JOKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[King Tutanhcumming @SnowDayBoy]

@aki_aa11 #GOSHITGIRL

[bugs @fourleafbug]

like what is this I’m crying

[ivorie ۶ৎ @poisonivorie]

when you have a friend

[˚₊*𝔗𝔷𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔨𝔞*₊˚⁎☆*✲ﾟ*ξ(✿ ❛‿❛)ξ▄︻┻┳═一Jessica @images_i_hate2]

My gender-fluid friend becoming gender-solid to save me from an asexual

[malia @firstbiteoflove]

fui com meu primo buscar minha vó na igreja > esqueci q tava com uma saia longa que tem uma fenda na perna > me barraram de entrar na igreja por causa da fenda mostrando minha perna > uma moça foi me defender e falou que jesus também andava com prostitutas

[Bomba Guy💣 @SloppyWalrusX]

Why did @WhatleyLeague try to give me brain damage as well? 🧠💥

Bro almost sent me too the moon💀

[surge @resurgenc]

an iraq veteran who lost his legs in the war going extreme diff with kashimo because they both have no feets

[Jeepers! @jeepersdotnet]

wordle devs today

[dennis @basedondennis]

i got hit with a $144 parking ticket today so i did a stream where people gave me a ton of gifts to do a bowser fart impression and i was able to finally pay it off

[Ataririri @Ataririri]

Dawg what the fuck

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

had a coworker who let me know he liked playing with his ass but not directly cause that’s gay so he’d eat a bunch and take fiber to produce a large log then he’d begin to shit but stop halfway so he could pulse his sphincter to push and pull until he’d finished so i said oh

[Jakob Wright @JakobWright1985]

@internet_posts The Hound Pits Pub - Dishonored

[fluuh @verfluuht]

fruchtfliegen wenn sie eine schüssel mit apfelessig, spüli und den leichen von 200 brüdern sehen

[King Tutanhcumming @SnowDayBoy]

#TIPSTICKY

[sexual redditor @tenthousund]

temu foreskin restoration kit

[zoe 🕸️ @ghostieZoe]

se dinheiro não importasse eu ficaria numa maquina onde injetam fentanil+datura no meu sangue enquanto eu jogo mmo usando o lado esquerdo do cérebro e vendo porno futa de touhou com o direito enquanto isso meu pênis fica acoplado num masturbador temático de madoka made in japan

[zach @zachglabman]

Facebook marketplace once again undefeated

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

grown man btw 😭