King Tutanhcumming

come fertilize the nile with me

[dennis @basedondennis]

i got hit with a $144 parking ticket today so i did a stream where people gave me a ton of gifts to do a bowser fart impression and i was able to finally pay it off

[Ataririri @Ataririri]

Dawg what the fuck

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

had a coworker who let me know he liked playing with his ass but not directly cause that’s gay so he’d eat a bunch and take fiber to produce a large log then he’d begin to shit but stop halfway so he could pulse his sphincter to push and pull until he’d finished so i said oh

[Jakob Wright @JakobWright1985]

@internet_posts The Hound Pits Pub - Dishonored

[fluuh @verfluuht]

fruchtfliegen wenn sie eine schüssel mit apfelessig, spüli und den leichen von 200 brüdern sehen

[King Tutanhcumming @SnowDayBoy]

#TIPSTICKY

[father figure @tenthousund]

temu foreskin restoration kit

[zoe 🕸️ @ghostieZoe]

se dinheiro não importasse eu ficaria numa maquina onde injetam fentanil+datura no meu sangue enquanto eu jogo mmo usando o lado esquerdo do cérebro e vendo porno futa de touhou com o direito enquanto isso meu pênis fica acoplado num masturbador temático de madoka made in japan

[zach @zachglabman]

Facebook marketplace once again undefeated

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

grown man btw 😭

[Kamis carentona @Kamiszynha]

Escutei passos perto da porta do meu quarto e msm assim não parei de siriricar

[🍉 || Delbyyy || 🍉 @Delby___]

Im sure you know a lot about feeding kids

[King Tutanhcumming @SnowDayBoy]

some genshin players are weird, imagine you're hanging out with ur friend *group* and some fucker decides to draw you all as a gay polycule

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[Fif Inning @awwhalenawl]

Meat to cheek or meat to meat is the eternal question

[jay🐾 @YS3ED5]

my twitter is on some BULLSHIT

[Sora @KingdomHeartGuy]

Was repeating a customers order to them and accidentally said 12 niggas instead of 12 nuggets

[Vesnadescent Vodyanerer @biridesbenerer]

The way Genshin already let you do this way back in Inazuma? His name was Kamisato Ayato?

[Sam @samguycool]

Professor used the word Filipinoness in his lecture today