*realizing I've gone soft mid ride*
ah shitshitshit I'm so sorry, no no its fine I got it I just need you to lift your hips up for a sec
*grabs my snake charmers flute and proceeds to play a maybe culturally insensitive tune*
he gave her a BLANKET?? arent the fatui supposed to be the evil villians? omg i cant believe they turned pierro into waifubait, they got retconned so bad this game is over i want to go back to peaktaine :/