snowtoucan

don't bother reading, this is my sacred journal

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wish i could double jump

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my body wants me to sneeze and cough at the same time

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i bite

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pretty bitches love me and ugly hoes hate me

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boomers ruined my life

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mouldy cheesecake

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god could be sitting on your table right now, but you can't see him

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hog in the hole

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i just punched a zombie piglin for the love of the game

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@namasendaworld when will you finally adress the limbow situation?😪

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i love the smell of fresh pine

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someone rub some aloe on me

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all these teeth under my pillow and still no fairy😔

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the secret ingredient is love

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i've had my hair cut, i've got a very nice cup of tea, the only thing i don't have... is inspiration

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they sell cigarettes in bulk at the airport but ur not allowed to smoke on the plane

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drunk as a skunk

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take me back to the time when street lights were orange

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if this is my 'prime' then i'm fucked

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swine n dine