1girlnocops

Cursed Queen | Aspiring carpenter, baker, humanitarian, and full-time dog walker | She/her/hers

[1girlnocops @snuziec]

I'm a day late, but to celebrate Bi Visibility Day today I:
1. cried over the clothes in my closet (because I hate them)
2. drank way too much coffee
3. tried (and failed) to schedule a nose piercing appointment

[1girlnocops @snuziec]

Looking for an easy way to lose weight this season? Can I suggest, moderately-severe depression??

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There’s nothing more disconcerting than walking into a coffee shop and the baristas are just standing behind the counter, motionless, STARING AT YOU

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@NewYork_Nik Trash collectors out here FR

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Biden smiling as reporters repeatedly ask him why he won’t sanction Putin is maybe the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

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Did you know that in the city of Cambridge ma there’s a law that says if you’re a poor grad student you’re not allowed to have a dishwasher and you have to hand wash all your dishes using your own tears brought on by your lack of dishwasher

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I’m missing my kittens’ first vet appointment because of COVID safety truly fuck this pandemic 🥺���

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My boyfriend has been begging me to eat breakfast so yesterday I bought (Market Basket brand) Cheerios and this morning poured myself a huge bowl, sat down to eat it, and my oat milk had gone bad.

Proof that breakfast is bullshit, no thanks

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I just restarted watching Glee and holy shit in the first episode a teacher plants pot on a student and blackmails him into singing??

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It’s 1:18 and I can’t sleep but I don’t want to wake my boyfriend up and our apartment only has two rooms with doors so here I am drinking a cold seltzer on my bathroom floor

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Hey @madewell I love your jeans, but I’ve had this pair for MAYBE a year and your “leather” tag ruined them 😭 they’re unwearable now 😢 #madewell #jcrew #jeans #skinnyjeans #denim #stains #fashionfail #wtf #why #help

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@melsspaghetti Can you come to Boston PLEASE I’ll take care of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Watching my boyfriend play in an adult’s intermural soccer league at 9pm this is peak Wednesday night

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Today Twitter cured my minor depressive episode, post-pandemic life truly is the Twilight Zone

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@rikimatsumoto Call me Madame Devil's Advocate

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You can be simultaneously happy that we removed the ultra-right, conservative, political majority from power AND be critical of the moderate, centrist political majority we replaced it with

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@melsspaghetti I CANNOT

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Read this important thread about politics in a beautiful (and struggling!!!) country!!!!!

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This tweet inspired by my boyfriend currently building a potato-cheese brick for me (also known as Potato Pave)

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Girls don’t want flowers girls want pans full of potatoes and cheese