Scott

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

He has a tint of Karl Pilkingtonness about him

[Gall-IBF @MGallIBF]

There’s gonnae be a squad of Americans in the next few years coming to Glasgow, standing at the 4 Corners wondering where the bagpipes are.

[WM @VivaWM_1987]

Looks like a tortoise that has escaped from its shell.

[Lisa Mckenzie @redrumlisa]

Prison time is prison time and is difficult for everyone - these 4 will come out to NGO jobs, book contracts and paid speakers engagement. Thats not what happens to working class people in prison they come out to homelessness, stigma & prejudice, high percentage go on to commit other crimes. Dont feel sorry for these.

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen:

[Ewan Murray @mrewanmurray]

All anyone - with no horse in the race - has to do is listen and watch those two incidents at Fir Park.

Enough of them were absolutely baffled already. This won’t change any minds.

No further analysis needed.

[Mark Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @DonaldsonESPN]

Motherwell/Hearts…
VAR to ref - “That’s a penalty”
Ref to VAR - “No, it’s not”

Motherwell/Celtic
VAR to ref - “That’s a penalty”
Ref to VAR - “Is it? Aye, okay then”

Frightening.

[Jacob Freedland @JacobAD82]

EXC

SNP funds embezzled by Peter Murrell included taxpayer money

Sturgeon ex-husband had access to £2.2m+ over 12 years from grants from the UK-wide Electoral Commission

Means bags, cars & jewellery and could have been bought with money from taxpayers, not just members

[The Spectator @spectator]

People want devolution because it brings power nearer to them. That is hard to argue with. But the Peter Murrell case shows that devolution makes corruption likelier. In Westminster, it would have been impossible to get away with so much for so long.

MPs are not ethically superior to Scottish MSPs. It is just that, in Westminster’s intensely competitive political and media atmosphere, Murrell-like behaviour could not escape notice.

Think of the relatively minor corruption of Sir Keir Starmer and colleagues by Lord Alli’s suits and wellington boots. This was exposed almost immediately after Labour’s massive 2024 election victory. Public support was at its peak, yet Labour lacked the power to suppress the story.

✍️ Charles Moore

Article | https://t.co/UOGD6aeh0T

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

Ronnie O'Sullivan wiping out playing VR pool when he goes to lean on a table that isn't there 😂

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

What a looney tunes ass fall i would've moved zoos

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

What is ‘Yookayification’?

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a perfect movie, maybe the only perfect movie. Every scene, every line, every beat propels the story forward.

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

I still think this is the most outrageous shot in the history of snooker.

[Adam Nathan @adamdnathan]

No doubt it’s made first legs more open and enjoyable, but European football has lost something that made it so tense and special by getting rid of the rule.

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Have a great bank holiday weekend Rotters 🧢🍻🌞

[Merryn Somerset Webb @MerrynSW]

Half of all conveni stores and 25% of all takeaways in the UK are linked to organised crime in some areas say trading standards. Add in revolting candy shops nail bars and barbers. All in plain sight. Usual assumption is that black econ is around 10% of GDP. Maybe a lot higher?

[Bruce Bowman @boswelltoday]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @MairiMcAllan is the first fully fledged @theSNP-era politician. Careerism shaped not just by party dogma, but by senior civil service parents, the Scottish education system during SNP rule, and the professional and third-sector class bubbles the party cultivates.

She’s not rebelling against the system. She *is* the system - its most seamless product.

Personally, she makes me shudder.

[Scott @snw2022]

The speed and precision of football now just doesn’t compare imo.

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

Roy Keane, fucking hell.