Nancy Snyder

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

[Nancy Snyder @snydernancy58]

Being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and constantly being asked "What's wrong?" So Annoying.

[Nancy Snyder @snydernancy58]

In your last year of college, "lose" your student ID . get a new one. The exp. date will reset and you can get another 4 years of discounts.

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More people speak French in Africa, than in France.

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people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke bc they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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Sarcasm was created to confuse the stupid.

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Drinking water can improve your performance on tests.

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Britain has approx 700 distinct local cheeses. France (the worlds biggest cheese consumer per person) has roughly 400.

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Ostriches that are raised by humans often try to mate with their owners.

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Scientist say, closing your eyes when thinking about something can make it easier to remember.

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hot showers with loud music is the reason i love life

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Fidgeting can burn about 350 calories a day.

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Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.Last scene: Him going underwater.1st Scene in Inception: Him waking up on a beach.

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Plants get hot and feverish when they don't feel well, just like humans.

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Wearing red makes women appear irresistible to men. Men also spend more money on you when wearing this color.

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Mondays tend to be fairly unproductive, with only about three-and-a-half hours of actual work getting done.

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A Japanese soldier who didn't know a war had ended, hid in a jungle for 29 years killing people, and farmer's pigs to survive.

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If you're 16 and older, there's a 60% chance that you've already met the person you'll one day marry.

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Ask a girl on A DATE. Not a "idk what do you wanna do?" Plan something out. Doesn't matter how expensive. That girl will worship you.

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A female "cock block" is called a "clam jam."

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Iced tea and or lemonade has been proven to significantly reduce cancer risk.