Sophia Hastings

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This would now be considered a death threat. Times change, man

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Sneezing and not covering your mouth is so liberating

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@nealbrennan @LorneMichaels4 @AlecBaldwin @nbcsnl @JudgeJudy @marisatomei À la Seinfeld series finale
@JerrySeinfeld @BeingLarryDavid

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You know what would be great TV?
Trump on trial with JudgeJudy
@nealbrennan @LorneMichaels4 @AlecBaldwin @nbcsnl @JudgeJudy @marisatomei

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@_danharmon @JustinRoiland -idea for rick&morty montage, need rights to Wham!- Everything She Wants.

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Hahha omg steadicam. What a mess

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Lol, surprised the Grammys didn't shut down Drake sooner. Whose in the control room tonight? This shit willllddddddd

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@DollyParton we both know; no one in that audience works a 9-5

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@SteveCarell quit over-saturating the market with yourself.

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Consecutive sneezes while driving - living on the edge

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Guyyysssss magnitsky !

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@gotmason Gross

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@gotmason Can't stand her

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Ugggghhhh go away, Halloween

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@wheninromehehe Well quit bein such a dumb bitch. Show up to classs biiiittcccccchhhhhh (And I mean that on a metaphysical level)

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Rick and Morty was just offically added to the list of things that turn me on. Right next to low gas prices

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Victim of circumstance aka curb

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Why whhhhhyyyy is no one talking about Magniksky, you're all so distracted by this buffoon staring at the sun, smoke and mirrors you idiots

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Deep tissue massage (left)
My back (right)

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Someone make me pannnccaakkeeess

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Perpetually marooned