Gabby

I like to laugh at 99% of my own jokes. Flyer Faithful

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I hate when the announcers say “penetration” @espn @CBSSportsNet

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Thanks for the suggestion Amazon, I would argue these are not @swingline best staplers. I basically have a PHD in stapler engineering from the amount of times I’ve had to un-jam “classic red”

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After careful consideration, I believe that “Catch me if you Can” should also be considered a Christmas movie*

*if we are using the Die Hard standard that events take place at Christmas

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*car engine light turns on*
Me: I wish I had a boyfriend

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For the people in the back: DONT FACETIME ON A BUS WITHOUT HEADPHONES

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Nothing more pure than then their new “warm up” #feelgood

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I’ve decided it’s sports weekend at casa de papel @ chicago. First up: Remember the Titans

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@Jeopardamy how could you not bring up @DaytonFlyers talking about favorite sport venues?

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Winter break realizations: I’m a suburban 9 and a city 7.5

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I'm the biggest @pitbull fan, but "I feel good" is just not his best work

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@parlaypyle @peteybuckets @GMUGiantKiller Spanish word of the day: cajones are dresser drawers. I think you meant to say cojones 😂😂

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Thanks @UberEats for letting me know my order was cancelled 5 minutes before it was scheduled to be delivered 🙄

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@DzilFueled Omg this is so great

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@yungmoolabb Family rule: never

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@yungmoolabb ^said no one ever

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Spain: one of the European countries where you go out to a patio and now have to be checked regularly for second hand smoke by your doctor

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If you are over 3 years old, there is absolutely no reason you need to carry a blanket or pillow onto a plane.

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My tennis mantra: look great, play decent

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Best thing I’ve seen at the airport today: a 4 year old going up to the hand sanitizer station and loading up his hands with a mountain of foam sanitizer 🤣🤣

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Nothing like a $6 bottle of water at the airport to really make you reevaluate all of your finances