Lifes Shit So Laugh

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

Currently using my “you will not do well in prison, there’s no Netflix and you’re weak you’ll end up as someone’s bitch” smile 😁 #retaillife #customerssuck #rudecustomers

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

When you fall asleep on the tube and wake up and the whole carriage is empty 😳 #whereami #nope #amiinahorrorfilm #abort #tfl #londonunderground #undergroundatnight #commuterproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Me: Hi. How are you today?

Customer walks by in silence.

Me: Good talk.

#retailproblems

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

Ah look someone found a chart of all the things I’d rather do than watch @LoveIsland 😂😂 #nothanks #ourgenerationisscrewed

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

When they change the platform at the last minute and suddenly think your Usain bolt until you get on the train gasping for breath, pain in your chest thinking this is it this is how I die! #commuteproblems #Southeastern #harrypotterthemedfuneralplease #10pointstosoutheastern

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

Who else wants to say “no” every time a customer asks do you work here whilst clearly wearing a very obvious name badge and uniform? #retaillife #dumbcustomers #worklife

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

I will check it out!! I was next to the window so trapped in a pit of hell haha https://t.co/q0pgWk6PEv

[The Commute From Hell @thecomfromhell]

@so_lifes This thread is literally my book in tweets 😂 check it out you may have a good laugh! https://t.co/V5pxkSZnEO (did you move or tolerate the tuna stench?)

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

Oh no.... what are you doing, no no no do you not know the rules, oh sweet lord no.... you don’t eat Tuna on a train it is not done! Stop heathen stop.... #smellyfood #notonthetrain #why

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

Trying to get a seat on a train in London during rush hour is basically a sport. We all start off on the platform sizing up your opponents we all know who the professionals are we know where to stand so the doors are right there .... #trainssuck #Southeastern #londonbridge

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

The train starts to move, you start to relax and then your seat neighbour starts to fidget, they are opening their bag your are mildly annoyed they should have set themselves up by now they are clearly not a professional yet but you let it slide let them get their stuff and then

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

Then you get on the train and you make your way towards THE seat, the chosen one. You get it you revel in your profound superiority and turn your nose up at the novices who have to stand, you get settled with your book/device and start passing the time #trainlife

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

For me the only time size matters is when I’m getting dessert #sugaroverload #ilovecake #treaclegoodness #Food #cheatday #icecream

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

When your boy is playing PlayStation & u get excited about the endless possibilities of things u can do take a nice long bath, watch that programme they hate uninterrupted then u realise u have to pretend to be mad they playing and not paying attention to u #uknowwhatimean #jk

[Lifes Shit So Laugh @so_lifes]

When you do to the gym and in a room full of men with your arms in the air you realise you’ve not shaved your armpits 😂😂 #hairypits #gymfail #gymlife