MorganTracy

She's a mess of gorgeous chaos, and you can see it in her eyes.

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

Everyone is tweeting at @chrissyteigen with their Venmo names to pay off their student loans, and it makes me feel ashamed for them..but also makes me wish I was this ballsy.

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

Wait..I just learned that @KylieJenner spends $300-400K on security per month?! Meanwhile, I’ll be paying that back in student loans until I die...😬 Where did I go wrong??

[James @CaucasianJames]

stop moving to the midwest there’s no more room in the culver’s drive thru

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Please shove an entire glazer and butter burger in your mouth and never say that again https://t.co/ndWmennvGb

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

@k102 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️ #K102Kenny https://t.co/73yBSxviNP

[J.R. @JRNorthCountry]

Want to meet @ThomasRhett tonight!?! Tweet @K102 with the hashtag #K102Kenny and let us know!!

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

#BetterYourselfIn3Words - Use the oven

[R. M. Drake @rmdrk]

there are some people in this world who were born to be loved. but there are also some people who were born to be missed. and I miss you. I miss you. and I miss you. I am glad to have met you. amen.

[Oli Herrera @oliherreraTV]

The most Midwest sentence you could think of:

“Ope, just gonna SNEAK right past ya and grab the ranch.”

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

Nothing worse than going to the Walmart in your hometown.

[Hidden Valley Ranch @HVRanch]

✨FOLLOW & RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! ✨ Nothing marks #NationalRanchDay like a real jewel-encrusted ranch bottle fit for people who royally love ranch.

Ends 5/19 at 11:59pm PT. NoPurNec18+ Official rules: https://t.co/7DRJkRZCQc

[Carebear @clhoman415]

“What kind of currency do you have in Wisconsin?”

Wisconsinites:

[Sarah Konchan @sarahkonchan]

“Where you from?”

“Wisconsin”

“What part of Wisconsin?”

“Kenosha”

“What’s it by?”

“Racine, Somers, Bristol”

“Huh?”

“Culver's. I live in @culvers. My dad's a butterburger and my mom's a cheesecurd." https://t.co/8TqwtXLbwQ

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

The Jimmy Johns drive thru is truly one of the greatest things that has ever been bestowed upon us

[tiffanyhelene.™ @teejMAXX]

“That guy is pretty hot. & If you know me you know that once i have my eyes set on someone, it’s gonna go downhill.” -@ashleyiaco 💀💀💀 I’ve never related to a phase more in my life lol

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

“I feel like I am falling in love with you” - Arie, every 5 seconds 😒

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

It's a lot of pressure holding the entire midwest population together... @Culvers ya feel? https://t.co/z77NdtGGT3

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

When your ex walks by carrying a plate of pizza rolls and you try to act casual and like you don't care.

[MorganTracy @so_morgasmic]

How much backlash will I get if I name my puppy Chicken Nugget??