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consulting gala incident was NOT ME

[egg @soaker4life]

are you piss gate or andrew wong's battery charges

[dbux @H0M03R0T1C]

Is it a quarter life crisis or quarter life opportunity???

[egg @soaker4life]

"you take such good pictures" yah thanks to my travel blog from 2016-2022

[egg @soaker4life]

I miss my black stiletto boots I ran 20 miles in consulting gala night and to every formal I've ever been to since junior fall like a mother misses her youth

[grace @graceswag]

imagine a song that went like kiki.. do u love me… are u riding

[egg @soaker4life]

never trust my instagram story I be posting shit 4 weeks later

[HCNF enthusiast @FreeSantos2k25]

Netanyahu (my mom) is forcing me at gunpoint to renounce my religion (go buy a bra)

[dbux @H0M03R0T1C]

It’s a hot day in Europe. You know what that means. Having sex with someone for their AC. #godblesstheUSA #worldcup #noAC #poor

[egg @soaker4life]

@angrypaki123 I'm not joking about 10 ppl asked me where it was from and I was like Pakistan😻😻😻😻😻 #toobadsosad

[egg @soaker4life]

wearing a pakistani kurta in india #thisisdiplomacy

[egg @soaker4life]

@angrypaki123 like duh

[egg @soaker4life]

my language partner said we should go on a double date sometime girl what

[egg @soaker4life]

@H0M03R0T1C this does NOT apply to u💗💗💗

[egg @soaker4life]

at the end of the day even gay white men are still white men

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[egg @soaker4life]

got told I'm beautiful as a man handed me a pack of cigarettes I'm on TOP today

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Does anyone Know where I can Purchase one of These

[egg @soaker4life]

my uber arrived at the exact time as my blinkit life can't get better than this

[egg @soaker4life]

who was gonna tell me there's a single king of jaipur who's like 30 and sexy asf

[egg @soaker4life]

god I need to be drunk in udaipur on a fucking boat or smth

[Hobama @rip_p0psmoke]

Comparison is only the thief of joy when you’re losing. Try winning. Then it brings lots of joy