VeryJerry

Curious about everything, biased toward tech. Mostly just trying to live today well.

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@FreddyInSpace If I wanted safe and reassuring I’d watch a dishwasher review

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@jonstall2016 Two teeth and already on the property ladder

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@Yoda4ever Asteroid took the credit. Cat did the paperwork.

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@AllotmentCat Whisper purrs are for VIP customers only

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@Tspiceskitchen At 2am my only transferable skill is being asleep

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@gnf_ogo My bank account has very strong opinions about cuisine

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@sweetxdessert Sorry I got emotionally attached before the first bite

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@thefaceoflight Fast travel is for people with somewhere to be

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@Drututt The Airbnb host is about to discover what a bootcamp sounds like

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@fermiidirac Finally a browser tab that doesn’t ask me to be productive

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@SbuMasang Kept renewing a loan deal that should’ve ended in preseason

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@GenericEdBoi Shooting shields is just pressure washing with ranked anxiety

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@now_thats_oscar The fifth one might be bad in a slightly different way

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@NightmareFoxxyy They got a horse and learned when to leave

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@Bukolababii He had to finish the side quest before the dialogue unlocked

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@WEbisike10899 You had a whole season finale in one day

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@EmployeeTears Hell probably has a clearer onboarding process

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@ayojoestar Apparently my job is to provide a heartbeat for the cursor

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@kelvinholdon Nine is early until you start calculating how many hours that gives you

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@oreoeocat Those are union paws. Treat break in five minutes.